We service and maintain commercially placed and large home aquariums. We also service waterwalls, waterfalls, and fountains.

We offer simple straightforward local service pricing.

Prices for local services on commercially placed (offices, stores, restaurants, live seafood displays, schools, non-profits, etc.) and large home aquariums are about $35 per half hour if the service requires one to two Nerds. 15% off with monthly service.

If a service, project, or emergency service requires more than two Nerds or one of our specialty staff such as Plumber Nerd or Architect Nerd, the price may change. No surprise charges! You will be given an estimate ahead or time.

Water charges are generally $4.00 for saltwater and $3.00 for freshwater per 5-gallons. All water is 6-Stage Ro/Di with 0 total dissolved solids. Bulk water available for delivery.

  • We do not require monthly or yearly service contracts, however, there are discounts with increased frequency of our visits. Ask about our discounts for schools and non-profits.
  • Free basic water testing with maintenance or service. Free basic water tests include testing for: pH, Nitrite, Nitrate, Carbonate, General Hardness, and Ammonia. Free but part of your onsite time.
  • Contact Us for the best estimate. We will likely ask you to send pics of your setup. Some estimates require an onsite visit.
  • E-Gift Cards Available. Give the gift of aquarium, waterwall, waterfall, or fountain maintenance or service to that special someone who has let their stuff go a bit. You know who I’m talking about!
  • Other water tests available for $3 each are: Calcium, Magnesium, Phosphate, and Copper.
  • Emergency afterhours visits are $85 per hour (1 hour minimum charge). Travel time is part of the hourly rate.
  • Water is really heavy y’all (about 8.6 pounds per gallons of saltwater) so there may be an additional charge for non-first floor aquariums or aquariums with lots of steps to reach. It depends on access and setup.
  • There may be a mileage charge for locations further than 35 miles from home base.
  • We use Reef Crystals salt mix. If you prefer another brand, you will have to provide it for mixing. Freshwater ro/di charges still apply if you provide your own salt for mixing at our site.
  • $35 no-show / missed appointment fee
  • Inquire about bulk water delivery.